You are the prescriptivist. Here are the ways you can deliver zetahydrae directly into your bloodstream:
- /rss is a magical place where you can subscribe to zetahydrae’s numerous updates through some feed-aggregation contraption.
- /archive is the residence of the annals of previous epochs.
- /mobile is a text-based version of the site for rapid parsing on a noobish mobile device (or at home, if you despise CSS).
Get to it.